cravings:

what if the sound of the instruments you’re playing is them crying because you’re hurting them

feverto:

when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else

evincibly:

am I the only one who looks at every grape before I eat it 

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

civilwhore:

typing without looking at the keyboard is my best and only skill

gothegirl:

I’m so cute why am I not dating anyone

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

too-many-text-posts:

poryqon:

if you dont eat the pizza crust you are weak and natural selection is coming for you

when i was little, i never ate the crust but i have adapted to my environment, my children shall be stronger now